Literary Works: Making Cheddar Cheese Pies

A while back, I posted Poetic Soupwhich my daughter and I made based on a recipe hidden in a poem by a Polish author.  The soup was fun to make, fun to eat, and the whole experience of porting a favorite work of literature into my other favorite — cooking — was nothing short of wonderful.

Cheddar Cheese Pies

Cheddar Cheese Pies

Cheddar Cheese Pies

Cheddar Cheese Pies

Cheddar Cheese Pies

This time, the idea of making a dish mentioned in passing in a literary work came from my daughter.  One of her favorite books Angelina Ballerina talks about Cheddar Cheese Pies.  These aren’t just any kind of pies, they are Angelina’s mom’s best Cheddar Cheese Pies.  Angelina dances in the kitchen and knocks over a dish filled with those wonderful things to her mom’s great annoyance.  Poor Mrs. Mouseling!

Cheddar Cheese Pies

So one day, my kid says,  “Why don’t we make some Cheddar Cheese Pies?”.  Indeed, why not? Are we not the best cooking team around here? Are we not brave enough to figure the whole recipe out?  Are we not in possession of almost unlimited amount of time and incredible skill?  And so it was decided.  The hardest part was to figure out how we were going to put the pies together, as the book itself mentioned nothing of their making.

Cheddar Cheese Pies

We decided to go the individual serving route, rather than making a whole pie.  It seemed like a more fun idea.  Since we didn’t have any small tart tins, we decided to use muffin tins instead.  To ensure the proper crust condition, we wanted to pre-bake the pie shells prior to pouring the cheese filling into them. Since I don’t own any baking beads, we cheated and pasted the pie shells on the outside of the muffin tin turned upside down, which served two purposes at once — allowing for slightly larger shells and keeping the dough from puffing inwards.  The shells also came out slightly rustic and irregular looking, which we would never be able to accomplish with mini tart tins.

Cheddar Cheese Pies

For the filling we felt we needed to emphasize the cheesiness, and went the sharp smoked Cheddar route.  I don’t think you can go any cheesier that that!  Boy, were we glad we chose the smoky cheese! It proved to be awesomely aromatic and flavorful when melted into the delicate custard inside our pies.  We were so happy with the whole process and the results, that we spontaneously decided to write a poem about Cheddar Cheese Pies making.  Talk about double integration — from literary work into the kitchen, and back — all in one day.

Cheddar Cheese Pies

The poem is currently unfinished — it’s missing one line in the crust portion and a whole verse in the filling portion, but I can tell already it’s going to be a work of genius — a real ode to cheese pies and a recipe in one.

Cheddar Cheese Pies

Warning: you guys are looking at one of the most addictive hor d’oeuvers  known in literary world.  Every part of this recipe is a total hunchwork, but they all serendipitously came together to produce nothing short of wonderful.  Mrs. Mouseling would be very proud!

Mrs. Mouseling’s Famous Cheddar Cheese Pies

Makes 12 individual pies

For the pastry:

  • 1 stick cold unsalted butter
  • 2 cups flour
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  • 1/4 cup ice cold water and possibly some more

For the filling:

  • 3 large eggs
  • 1 cup half and half — we had cream from a dairy farm, but it was on a thin side
  • 1 tbsp fresh thyme leaves, coarsely chopped
  • 3-4 oz sharp cheese with distinct flavor, such as smoked Cheddar or Gouda, grated
  • fresh ground black pepper to taste
  • a generous pinch of sweet Hungarian paprika
  1. Mix flour with salt and dump out on a chopping board
  2. Using a pastry cutter or a knife, cut in the cold butter until pea-size crumbs form
  3. Make an indentation in the middle of the crumb pile
  4. Pour about 1/4 cup ice cold water in and using the knife or your hands, mix it in to form the dough. Do not knead the dough, we are trying to preserve the crumbliness, not to achieve elasticity. Keep adding cold water in very small quantities and pat the dough together, just until it forms a ball without falling apart.
  5. Flatten the dough ball into a disk, cover with plastic and chill for 1 hour.
  6. Preheat the oven to 350F.
  7. Remove the dough from the fridge, roll it out on a board into a 1/4″ (or slightly thinner) crust.
  8. Using a 4″ cutter or a glass with an similar size rim, cut out 12 circles.  I find that you first can cut out about 9 circles, then re-roll the dough scraps quickly and cut more.
  9. Using a medium muffin tin (12 slots) turned upside down crown each muffin slot with a circle of dough, molding the dough around the slots to form an upside down basket.
  10. Bake for about 15 minutes, or until the little baskets are pale golden.  Let cool on rack.  Arrange the pie shells, now properly turned bottom down, on a baking sheet, or set them into the muffin slots
  11. Prepare the filling by whisking the eggs with cream until uniform and smooth. Add the remaining ingredients and stir carefully.
  12. Pour the filling into the pie shells, dividing it as evenly as possible, and bake for about 30-40 minutes, or until the custard is set in the middle.  The custard may puff up and then fall, which is completely normal in the literary world.

Cheddar Cheese Pies

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Categories: Appetizers, Baking, Batch Cooking, Cool Stuff, Cravables, Literary Works, Messes, Quick & Simple, Well Worth The Effort

Author:Eat Already!

I am a cooking and writing addict born and raised in a cosmopolitan city on the Black Sea coast. Currently my interests include, but not limited to gardening, traditional nutrition, raw milk, fermentation techniques, books by Sitchin, Weston A. Price ideas, artisan bread making, anything handcraft, and many other, quite random, things. I believe in making things from scratch, in unpretentious dishes, visually un-altered food esthetics. I believe in reporting on daily cooking endeavors, not just on special occasion dishes. I believe everyone should learn how to cook at home because it's a great way to connect with your loved ones without saying too much, with your heritage without becoming an archivist, and with the world without learning languages...

6 Comments on “Literary Works: Making Cheddar Cheese Pies”

  1. July 29, 2013 at 10:28 am #

    I am dying to try these, could I use milk instead of half and half??

    • July 29, 2013 at 10:31 am #

      I think you can use milk, too. Just not skim, or it will be too thin.

  2. July 29, 2013 at 1:55 pm #

    Thanks for replying! It would be whole milk, so i think it would work as these are a bit like a quiche!

  3. November 20, 2014 at 3:18 pm #

    Thank you for posting this! I read the book last night with my daughter and today was thinking about how I would make a cheddar cheese pie. I did a quick google search and found this! You’ve already done all the hard work! I am making these now :-)


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