Not a pizza, yet so Italian…

I usually am not a fan of dishes when one thing is passed off as another one — veggie burgers, mock crab meat, tofu — that’s just not my cup of  tea.  I say, if you are going to eat a burger, for Pete’s sake, just eat the dang real meat.  But sometimes, curiosity just takes over, and you end up with things like this one.

Fake Polenta Pizza With Many Toppings

Meet the fake pizza. The nerve! Passing something completely different as pizza, insanity at it’s worst!  But don’t be in a hurry to shrug it off.  The thing (I am still working on a name) turned out to be something quite interesting.  My family didn’t appreciate the blue cheese flavor taking over, but if you are not a fan of pungent cheeses, you can always go in a milder direction and switch to goat cheese, or a young mozzarella.  The key is to layer the thing nicely and present it in such a way, so that unsuspecting victims don’t realize they’ve been fooled until they actually sink their teeth into it.

Preparing Pancetta With Shallots And Garlic for Polenta Pizza

Here is how it goes.  You make a batch of polenta — whichever way you like it — with stock or milk or water.  And you make it quite thick.  You spread the polenta on a baking sheet atop of greased parchment or foil, to make a crust about 1/2″ thick. You let the crust cool until it’s nicely set.  Then you bake the crust until done, preparing your layers in the mean time.

Preparing Spinach topping for Polenta Pizza

As soon as the crust is done, pull it out of the oven, sprinkle your toppings in layers, arrange them in a pretty way and bake for a few more minutes to lightly brown.

Baked Polenta Crust

Pancetta, Shallots and Garlic Topping for Polenta Pizza

Slice the thing like a pizza, or cut into squares if you wish, and enjoy.

Since polenta started this all, I decided to go into a fully Italian direction and use all the typical Italian ingredients — pancetta, gorgonzola, pignoli, sweet peppers, shallots, garlic and olive oil. For our green-of-the-day (we are on a 30 day challenge of eating green with every meal), I added sauteed baby spinach.

That Italian Thing For Which There Is No Name

  • 2 cups water
  • 1 cup milk
  • 1/4 cup olive oil, plus a bit more for sauteing and drizzling the baking sheet
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  • 1 cup yellow corn meal, coarse grind
  • 3-4 oz pancetta, diced
  • 1 large shallot, finely chopped
  • 2-3 cloves of garlic, slivered
  • 3 oz (or more if you are a fan) crumbled blue cheese such as gorgonzola, can be substituted with goat cheese or fresh baby mozzarella
  • 1/2 lbs baby spinach
  • 1 bright colored sweet bell pepper, cut in half, seeded and sliced not too thin
  • a handful of pignoli (pine nuts)

Make polenta first. In a saucepan, bring water, milk, 1/4 olive oil and salt to a boil. Reduce heat immediately, and pour in the corn. Stirring very frequently, simmer corn for about 15 minutes, until very thick.

Line a baking sheet with foil or parchment, and drizzle a bit of olive oil on it. Spread polenta on the sheet evenly, to about 1/2″ thickness, and shape into a circle, just like a pizza crust. Let cool until nicely set.

Heat the oven to 425F. Sprinkle polenta crust with freshly ground pepper, and bake for 30 minutes, until nicely browned around the edges. Keep the oven on.

While crust is baking, prepare the toppings.  In a skillet, heat 1 tbsp olive oil. Saute pancetta, shallots and garlic for about 7-8 minutes, until nicely golden and very fragrant. Don’t overcook.

Remove the pancetta topping into a bowl and set aside.

Heat a bit more oil in the same skillet and saute baby spinach until wilted and dark green, for about 3 minutes or so. Again, remove the spinach and set aside.

Add pepper slices and saute for a couple of minutes until they are nicely wilted, for about 3-4 minutes.

Layer your toppings atop polenta crust, starting with cheese crumbs, followed by pancetta mix, spinach, peppers, and finally pine nuts. Arrange everything in a pretty way. Drizzle just a few drops more of olive oil, and put back in the oven for 4-5 minutes.

Slice like a pizza or cut into 3 inch squares. Serve immediately.

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Now as far as the toppings are concerned, the sky is the limit.  I imagine, goat cheese and sun dried tomatoes or roasted red peppers will be divine.

Fake Polenta Pizza With Many Toppings

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Categories: Appetizers, Baking, Cool Stuff, Main Courses, Messes, Quick & Simple, Well Worth The Effort

Author:Eat Already!

I am a cooking and writing addict born and raised in a cosmopolitan city on the Black Sea coast. Currently my interests include, but not limited to gardening, traditional nutrition, raw milk, fermentation techniques, books by Sitchin, Weston A. Price ideas, artisan bread making, anything handcraft, and many other, quite random, things. I believe in making things from scratch, in unpretentious dishes, visually un-altered food esthetics. I believe in reporting on daily cooking endeavors, not just on special occasion dishes. I believe everyone should learn how to cook at home because it's a great way to connect with your loved ones without saying too much, with your heritage without becoming an archivist, and with the world without learning languages...

3 Comments on “Not a pizza, yet so Italian…”

  1. April 15, 2013 at 1:57 am #

    I’ve heard of polenta “pizza” before–looks good! Does the polenta stay together well enough to eat it like pizza, or is it more of a fork-and-knife affair?

    And hey, don’t knock tofu–I don’t like it as “fake meat” American-style, but cooked in dishes in which it belongs, like mabodofu, miso soup, and other Japanese food, it’s great! ;)

  2. April 17, 2013 at 8:24 pm #

    Mine was fork tender. When it cooled off a bit, you could hold it in your hand.

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